Are you qualified? Yes. I’m Chinese! Were you looking for more convincing reasons? What?
List my credentials? I don’t like to brag…but…
Let’s just say if I wore all the gold metals I’ve won in the past around my neck, people are going to mistaken me for Mr. T.
Asking a Chinese guy if he knows ku-fu is like asking a Korean dude if he has a jar of Kimji in his fridge.
Or asking KFC if they have chicken
Or asking baskin robins if they have ice cream
Or asking krispy kreme if they have donuts
Or asking me right now if I'm willing to give up my left toe nail for a bite of the crispy chicken from popeyes
or… or...
What was I talking about???
Lesson # 1
"One can not teach on an empty stomach. "
