MISO Happy Birthday!

For Chunky's Birthday - Copy bought Chunky some entertainment!!Introducing!!!! PornoCopy!!!

PornoCopy: We kick it retro style!! I'm going to sing you a Birthday song!!

Remix it porno style!!! This is how we do in our "industry"!!!

Oh yeah!!!!

Love you long dime I say!!! LONG Dime!!

How to counter the refusal of a "Knock Knock" joke

Copy: knock knock
Chunky: go away
Copy: knock knock!!
Chunky: go away!!

(Subject refused to play along... grr....)

Copy: boom boom boom!!!
Chunky: what do you want?
i dont' want to buy anything!
Copy: this is the police
you are surrounded
Chunky: oh, why didn't you say so earlier?
Copy: too late
Chunky: what up, officer?
Copy: now you better come out with your hand up
Chunky: only one hand up? i'll use the other to flick you off
Copy: bang bang bang
Chunky down Chunky down
Chunky: whatever, not possible
Chunky is invincible

Copy: knock knock
(Subject gives in...)

Chunky: who dat?
Copy: gad cho
Chunky: what is gad cho?
Copy: gad cho own joke!!! you stupid ho
ahhahahahh
ahhahahhahah
Chunky: that was terrible
i'm glad you like to laugh at yourself

Copy: knock knock
Copy: knock knock
(Subject refused to play again...)

Chunky: get lost
Copy: boom boom boom!!
Chunky: what up officer, you again?
Copy: no.. it's gad cho again
ahahahha
how you been?

Chunky: get your gad cho outta here
Copy: this the police !!
we have your friend gad cho
Chunky: good, lock him up

Copy: come out with your hand up!!
or we are forced to blow you up

Flu

Flu?

It can’t be!! I thought I would be immune from all viruses. How could this be? This morning it was just a funny feeling in the back of my throat, and now I feel the aches in my legs. I can’t stand the pain that shoots up and down my legs like a little midget that kept fouling you on the basketball court. And I wish I could grab him by the neck and choke him and choke him!!! and kick !! I kick!!! Kick!!! And stump!!!!

(*dizzy*) hmmm oh yeah… flu… I think I have it and I can’t believe it’s only 3:15pm in the afternoon.

Sheety day deserves a sheety fortune cookie….

Survivor Copy

I steal splenda and equal from the cafeteria, and sometimes forks too. It’s not a hobby of mine that I’m proud of, but it’s one of the thrilling things I do when I’m taking a break from work. I would stack them nicely next to the free potato chips they gave out with their crappy sandwich that I've collected in the past year. *sigh* I hate sandwiches…

I left my wallet at home today. I was hoping I could survive off of the splenda and potato chips for the rest of the day, but… *sigh*.. Ten ah Ten ah…. (it’s “Ting ah Ting ah” if you’re Cantonese)

Why did I put them in the same drawer with the permanent markers?
Now I have Sharpie flavored Potato Chips. How did fume seep through the bags?
Why the hell do I have permanent markers?

I don’t feel so well…

10 mins later.....

CHUNKY Here!!! with the $$$

pho for lunch... Cheapo!! ahahhah J/K

I hate Snowman!

COPY Holidays!!!! COPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Attack of the Little Yellow Snowmen

Happy Holidays!!!

-From Copy and Gang!!

Aging

What is that? What in the beautiful freakin A world is that?

I know I’m not going to be forever young, but still!!
COMON!!!

First, I had to cope with an extremely slow metabolism, and now lines on my face???
I’d even taken precaution by stealing Chunky’s night and day cream!!
“Moisturize and rejuvenate your skin, stimulate collagen”
Rejuvenate my Rs!!! Where the hell is my collagen??

I can’t take this anymore!!
BRING ME BACK MY YOUTH!!!!