Sumo-Karate

If you ever taken a martial arts class, you must’ve had at least one of these instructors.
The type that makes you wonder if he’s qualified to be teaching you Karate or should he be teaching you Sumo.

I had an overweight instructor with a 3 inches x 3 inches x 3 inches area of terror.

Kick #1 Front kick! Hi EEEE!!!

Kick #2 Front Low to the side kick! Hi EEEE!!!

Kick #3 Front Low to the side front front kick! Hi EEEE!!!

Kick #4 Spinning front kick! Hi EEEE!!!





Kick #5 Spinning front Low to the side kick! Hi EEEE!!!

Kick #6 Spinning front Low to the side front front kick! Hi EEEE!!!

And now pay me $100! Hi!!

Let me hear y’all say “Eel”

Sometimes “things” comes at you at the most inconvenient time.
Sometimes “things” comes at you all at once and maybe overwhelming.
Sometimes “things” can make you cry, quaver, and break down to cold sweat.
Sometimes “things” likes to leave a trace just for you to remember it by.
Sometimes “things” can leave you feeling embarrassed and ashamed.

But what “THINGS” doesn’t realize is
COPY IS USE TO “THINGS” HAPPENNING….
It’s been 2 days!!! “THINGS” are still here!
Copy doesn’t give a “THING” about “THINGS” happening!!
I’m ready!!! I’ll wear diapers if I have to!!!
I’m not embarrassed or ashamed!!!
“THINGS” aint got nothing on me!!! (or did he?? I’m not sure… I’ll have check when I get home.)

Things happen… What you going to do??

Now...

Let me hear y’all say “Eel”.