Let me hear y’all say “Eel”

Sometimes “things” comes at you at the most inconvenient time.
Sometimes “things” comes at you all at once and maybe overwhelming.
Sometimes “things” can make you cry, quaver, and break down to cold sweat.
Sometimes “things” likes to leave a trace just for you to remember it by.
Sometimes “things” can leave you feeling embarrassed and ashamed.

But what “THINGS” doesn’t realize is
COPY IS USE TO “THINGS” HAPPENNING….
It’s been 2 days!!! “THINGS” are still here!
Copy doesn’t give a “THING” about “THINGS” happening!!
I’m ready!!! I’ll wear diapers if I have to!!!
I’m not embarrassed or ashamed!!!
“THINGS” aint got nothing on me!!! (or did he?? I’m not sure… I’ll have check when I get home.)

Things happen… What you going to do??

Now...

Let me hear y’all say “Eel”.