Working Out and Going Home?

BeforeAfter

Running Out

Scubatard just challenged me to create new “Copy” stories without all the disgusting contents. I guess my fans are more sophisticated than I originally thought.
Initially, I didn’t think it was going to be a problem, but I was truly having problems coming up with one decent idea. I was beginning to see a trend in my storylines after 2 booger filled plots, and I can see my ideas running dry very soon. Am I just a booger, snot, pulling seafood out of Ed’s butt jokester?
I know I’m funnier than just that!

It’s 4pm…
I haven’t finished what I was paid to do today (sigh), and I can’t finish what I love to do either.

Anyhoo….this is all I came up with for today’s post…. I will try again in a week..
"BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN COPY' VERSION"


Scubatard: Where are you going?
Focur: HK..
Scubatard: You coming back?
Focur: I dont know... maybe 2 years ... maybe never..

Free Copy

Before asking me "How's your day?". Pictures are worth more than a thousand words.

(PING!)

Caught! again....

COPY: (Snort Snort.... can't breathe... )

COPY: hmm ayy...... ay..... ay..... ay....... got it.....

CHUNKY: la la la la...... going to work...yea.....

COPY: COPY THINKING (OMG... She checks everything.... walk away! )

CHUNKY: what is this??

CHUNKY: hmmmm??

FRANK SNOTRA: "Start spreading the news ...I'm leaving todayI want to be a part of it, New York, New York"

CHUNKY: PETER!!! I mean "COPY"!!!!!!

Survival of the Laziest

Hi!! Welcome Back!!!
I really appreciate all the support and the fan mails that I’ve received lately.
Ahahahah

Ok... Back to the topic...

Have you ever experience down time at work and don’t really know how to look busy?
Here are few tricks that I’ve picked up from working in the office these few years.

Rule 1: Keep Frowning; Look stressed; No smiling; Sigh frequently.

Rule 2: Whisper to yourself (loud enough that your coworkers can hear you, but quiet enough that they can’t hear what you are saying)
Rule3: Walk around the office with a feel of urgency (must have a pen in your hand! Always! It helps..)

Rule 4: Ask the dumbest tard in the office for non-existing project documents. (It’s painful to keep a straight face, but it’s really funny.)

***(Chunky decided to test out the method herself)
Chunky: Where is the J&P project document?!?

***Note: I had to dumb down the strip by adding this footnote, because Chunky Tard find it confusing.

Copy's Love Story

Copy: Snort Snort…. I can’t breathe…. Must clean nose…..

(when you pick your nose, you notice your mouth is always open... hmm)

Copy: Must clean it all…. so much…

Copy Snots: RUN!!!! Everybody jump off the respiratory pipe!!
(yelling)

Copy: Two left… stubborn little suckers…

Copy Snot Jack: Rose look at me … Rose!! You jump… I jump!!
Do trust me Rose… Hang on tight!!!

Copy Snot Rose: Jack…don’t leave me!!!

Copy: Oh they are lovers …. forget it.... I'll leave them alone...I’m a sucker for happy endings…

Pa!

Copy Pa: You are 30 years old already. Don’t you know your way around anywhere?

Copy: Look here pa! I know what I’m doing! Just sit back and relax…

Copy Pa: Why the hell do you need the computer every time you go out? Doctor’s office, social security, post office,…. even your way home to VA…

Copy: You are exaggerating! Why do you enjoy aggravating me?

Copy Pa: Don’t you know how to drive Lady!!?? Do you own this road!!??

Copy: Pa.. road rage ...calm down...

Copy Pa: grrrr... mmm grrrr

Copy: You know you'll not going use it ...

Copy Pa: Take Parking lot “B”

Copy:(reading mapquest instructions) Take parking lot “A”

Copy Pa: OMG!! WTH? I just said “B”! Why don’t you listen? You never listen to me!!

Copy: Don’t worry pa.. I’ll just come out and circle around again…it’s no big deal..

Copy Pa: Take Parking lot “B” this time! Right there!

Copy: Ok…. I’ll Take parking lot “A”…

Copy Pa: NO! I said Take Parking lot “B”! Right there!

Copy: What? Parking lot “C” heheheheh …it's American humor… sarcasm… funny? no?

Punishment

Because of Scubatard’s negative comments on Copy, I’ve decided to declare a few rules in “Copy Cat's World” as a punishment for Scubatard,
despite all the complaints from Chunky, that the story has been overly "bizarre", “a bit out there”, “too weird” , or simply “doesn’t make any sense”…

1. There will be unlimited stuff pulled out of Scubatard’s butt

2. Stuff that comes out will “Always” be Alive and Fresh Fresh

3. Only Seafood will come out...Octopus, Fish, Shrimp, Lobsters…etc…

That’s all I have to say about that….

(You are on thin ice CHUNKY!!)

Friends

Copy: Copy would like to give thanks to all the people that had helped Copy out in the past. This is my good friend “Ree Ree”!
She was super nice when I needed someone’s homework to copy in school.

Copy: Pzzzzzz Pzzzzzz Did you do your homework?!!! Let me see it!
Ree Ree: Do you have the goods?

Copy: 4 Now or Laters!
Ree Ree: What?! Are you kidding??

(Note: Candy in school was like cigarette in jail)

Copy: Jolly Ranchers!
Ree Ree: What else you got?

Copy: GRRRR…You are ripping me off!

Ree Ree: ....

Copy: GRRRR… BlowPops and I’ll lend you 2 LiveCrew tape for a week..
Ree Ree: Who’s 2Live Crew? Fine….

Copy: Where is my 2Live Crew tape?
Ree Ree: ……. ……

Focur Kaho De La HK

Copy: What a beautiful day!
Chunky:I been wanting to bbq in the park… hmmmm smell so good
Skittles: Mmm Mmmmm
eeeeeee wong wong wong eeeeee wong wong wong
(engine sound)

Tin: Wth? Who the hells this?
Focur: Wahhahaahahh My name is “Focur De La HK”…. that’s French.....I'm here to take your bbq chicken!

Scubatard: What? French my ass… Your shirt says "I Love HK"....You are the international BBQ thief...!

Tin: Scubatard! Quick! Pull it out of your ass now!! (Booqueeweee)
Scubatard: WO! Dude!

Tin: Scubatard! I choose you!!

Focur: Wahahahahaah “Panty panty mo panty” (Magic) Wahhhahahahahh

You will not get away with this!!!!

Scubatard

Scubatard: I love fish .. I love all sorts of fish… I love angel fish, catfish, gold fish…I want to be with fishes all the time… fish fish fish….

Tin: Did you watch “West Wing”? man… blah blah blah… president… blah blah..vote.. blah blah… vote blah… blah blah senate…blah

Copy: Grrr...Grrr…Grrrrr They are the anti-fans!
Scubatard: Heeeee Whooooo Heeeee Whoooooo(heavy scubatard breathing)
Tin: I can’t open my eyes… who is that?

Copy: You guys are not my fans! You all are not allowed to drink coffee at Café de la Rockvila!! Don’t make me use my Magic!

Scubatard: We will see about that!!Heeeee Whooooo Heeeee Whoooooo "Scubatard!"(pulled out an object and threw)
Copy: You are asking for it!! FINE!! “Yumothafockagetoutof … mmmmm!” (Magic Power)

Tin: What the hell? Dude did you just pull that out of your ass?

Scuba: ehhehehhehhehehehehe

Scubatard: I like fish…. I like gold fish..rainbow fish… trout…salmon
Tin: That’s one sick dude...