Blessing

Past Sunday, we went to a friend’s wedding and heard the most outrageous word in my life, and I would like to share with you people.
I’ll use it in context.

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony… blah blah blah…”

(I’d fell asleep….)

“we shall not take the BREASTING for granted…”

(It woke up)

“God has given us many BREASTING and we shall not take it for granted.”

(AMEN)

“Soon you two will be given the BREASTING of a child…”

Breast you all!