Supa Fly is Alive!!?

SUPA FLY

For every overly active whiny kid, you’ll have an overly creative mother.
What do you do if your kid is complaining about being bored?
Hand him a “Fly Swatter”. That’s how my mom shut me up.

And when I got bored of swatting flies, she told me to catch them alive and set them free.

There was this one special fly that was a bit difficult to catch...

I closely stalked the stupid fly, and examined it's every move....

Supa Fly knows she's being watched...

SUPA Fly !! NOT SO SUPA!!!

Rs Face

Most people CAN multi-task. Right?
Wrong!

You can try taking this test yourself.

1. Pick up your cell phone and call someone you know
2. While you are on the phone, start working on something else (organizing your desk, walking…etc)

Did you find yourself moving slower than normal?
If you did, please do me this one favor and go jump off a bridge!!!!! Go smear some A1 sauce on yourself and pat a tiger in the zoo!! Go skydiving without a parachute!!!

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying people shouldn’t talk on the cell phone while driving. If you are coordinated, I wouldn’t even care if you are driving with one eye closed. But if you know you’re a clumsy “Rs”, why would you insist on talking on the cell phone while driving?

This “Rs” staggered over 2 lanes for 5mins while talking on the cell phone.

I’ve made a rough sketch of the guy.

Dog Fight

I woke up Sunday morning and watched “Drum Line” for the 20th times.
Everyone thinks it’s a stupid “feel good” movie with a predictable ending. But so what!

Yeah! You show brotha Tin man you are the best drummer there is!!
SHINE DEVON SHINE!!

My pet dog “PP” enjoys watching the movie too… sometimes..

PP: Must you always reenact every movie you watch?
Copy: hmm? Did you just yell at me?? You must be out of your mind!
It didn't end well....

SKY

If life is like a computer program, then I must’ve miss coded and fell in to an infinite loop.

Every Monday I always wish to spring forward 4 days so it’ll be Friday, but when the weekend is near, everything that I’d wanted to do is no longer appealing. I made a list of activities that I thought might be interesting to try on the weekends, but I’ve always dread following through with my weekend itinerary.

Most of the time, I’ll spend 2 hours debating whether or not to even leave the house. As if “Sky” knew I was trying to leave, she quickly put on the movie “Heat” to lure me back on to the couch.(I’d named the first TV that I bought few years back. It’s not a fancy LCD thin panel, but it was my first. I don’t know if anyone could relate, but whatever…)
Before I knew it, it was 4pm Saturday afternoon.
It was too late to do anything fun and too early to go back to sleep.

I’m leaving the house this weekend no matter what Sky has on!

SKY: Don’t Leave!! I’ll put on something nice! I’ll put on something sexy!
I’ll put on “Basic Instinct”!

Copy: No use! I must do this! Don’t you understand?!!

Sherlock

It was another ordinary Monday morning, the thought of working gave me throbbing headache, but yet the work piles on.

Chunky: Did you see your comment for the "Pleasureville" comic? You do have fans!

Copy: What is this I see? Wahahahah I have fans? Not just Friends! Real Fans!! Ahahahahhhah It doesn’t take much to lift my spirit.

Chunky : Luckily it’s his spirit and not his fat Rs.

Copy: (Suspicious) But she sounds like a friend.. Who could this be? This is a job for “Sherlock Copy”! (Dum Dum Dummmmmmmmm *music*)

Chunky: Really? Are you sure?

Copy: Yes, I am sure! I’ve gathered clues that might be able to solve this mystery. (dum dum dummmmmmmmm)

Clues:

1. She is a Bunny… A Snow Bunny

2. Been to all the local skiing resorts

3. Not a very good skier... falls all the time..? hmmm

4. Great sense of humor

Who could this be???

Baseball

SUCKS!
I just don’t understand why they need so many players out on the field?
Other than the pitcher and the batter, why are the rest of the team out there?

Catcher: Useless! They can just put a basket in place of the catcher, and they wouldn’t have to worry about the strike zone.

Baseman: Waste! It’s not like they are preventing the hitter to run home. They should at least tackle the hitter or something to make the game more exciting.

Out Fielder: Trash!! WTH are they doing out there? Watching the grass grow?

This is how I think the game should be played:

1. Only pitchers and batters on field

2. It's a "Strike" only when the pitcher hits the batter with the baseball
COPY: Aw...

(Dalai LOMO is about to die, but he doesn't know it yet)

Copy: Kiss it!!

Pleasureville

Everyone on the weekends always feel compelled to go to a nice restaurant and indulge themselves with food. The pleasure of being served by others and the luxury of not having to do dishes afterwards is the only thing we get out that meal. But don’t you sometimes want something different? Something more? After 5 days of torture from work, don’t you want to pamper yourself with something that’s tailored to your idea of fun?
I’m about to share an idea that will revolutionize the whole “wine and dine” industry.

And I call this “Pleasureville ill ill ill ill”(echo)!

The concept of “Pleasureville” is based on this one rule:
“Whatever you desire, we’ll make it happen!”

You come in the store and fill out a survey, so we can better understand your likes and dislikes. And “BAM! Whoa Dah!” We’ll make it come true.


For example:

List all your favorite food:
Ice cream (rocky road)
Potatoes chip (sour cream)
Pizza (meat lover)
Coke

List all your favorite activities:
TV
Video games
Basketball
Singing

“BAM! Whoa Dah!”
We can make it happen!

I’m looking for investors right now.
Please contact me soon.

Dr. “Ghetto Wiring” Chinese Food

As if Monday morning wasn’t hard enough, the cafeteria chef had to make the food untouchable today.

I’ve always considered myself pretty resourceful when it comes to reviving crappy cafeteria food. As long as I have rice and a bottle of black pepper, I am Dr. Ghetto Wiring Chinese Food!

You give me Taco Salad, I’ll make it taste like steam rice with hot pepper chili sauce.
You give me Turkey with Gravy, I’ll turn that in to turkey with broccoli in white garlic sauce.
Just like how mom used to make.

But but… Today’s Special….WTF…
It had potential… It could’ve been one of my finest works.
How did you screw up corn beef? How?
The discoloration of the beef should’ve hinted me not to even bother today, but I was overly ambitious and too hungry to think.
I was too eager to convert it to the “Beef with broccoli”, but that sob…

I’m not letting you go!!!!!!!!!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…….
Darn it!

I don't know how much longer I can take.

"FeeeZZZZZZZ"

I know what you are thinking. WTH..
Just when you thought this blog can’t get any more retarded,
I managed to prove you wrong.

I’d always thought Spiderman had the dumbest super powers.
So what if you can climb buildings and shoot out bodily fluid webs?
Who can’t?

I guess the web part is pretty diesel..
If you have the web power, why bother chasing after anyone or swing across the dangerous streets? Why not just “feezzzzzzz” the web and grab anything you want?

If I had the web thing, I would never move...