Dr. “Ghetto Wiring” Chinese Food

As if Monday morning wasn’t hard enough, the cafeteria chef had to make the food untouchable today.

I’ve always considered myself pretty resourceful when it comes to reviving crappy cafeteria food. As long as I have rice and a bottle of black pepper, I am Dr. Ghetto Wiring Chinese Food!

You give me Taco Salad, I’ll make it taste like steam rice with hot pepper chili sauce.
You give me Turkey with Gravy, I’ll turn that in to turkey with broccoli in white garlic sauce.
Just like how mom used to make.

But but… Today’s Special….WTF…
It had potential… It could’ve been one of my finest works.
How did you screw up corn beef? How?
The discoloration of the beef should’ve hinted me not to even bother today, but I was overly ambitious and too hungry to think.
I was too eager to convert it to the “Beef with broccoli”, but that sob…

I’m not letting you go!!!!!!!!!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…….
Darn it!

I don't know how much longer I can take.