How to counter the refusal of a "Knock Knock" joke

Copy: knock knock
Chunky: go away
Copy: knock knock!!
Chunky: go away!!

(Subject refused to play along... grr....)

Copy: boom boom boom!!!
Chunky: what do you want?
i dont' want to buy anything!
Copy: this is the police
you are surrounded
Chunky: oh, why didn't you say so earlier?
Copy: too late
Chunky: what up, officer?
Copy: now you better come out with your hand up
Chunky: only one hand up? i'll use the other to flick you off
Copy: bang bang bang
Chunky down Chunky down
Chunky: whatever, not possible
Chunky is invincible

Copy: knock knock
(Subject gives in...)

Chunky: who dat?
Copy: gad cho
Chunky: what is gad cho?
Copy: gad cho own joke!!! you stupid ho
ahhahahahh
ahhahahhahah
Chunky: that was terrible
i'm glad you like to laugh at yourself

Copy: knock knock
Copy: knock knock
(Subject refused to play again...)

Chunky: get lost
Copy: boom boom boom!!
Chunky: what up officer, you again?
Copy: no.. it's gad cho again
ahahahha
how you been?

Chunky: get your gad cho outta here
Copy: this the police !!
we have your friend gad cho
Chunky: good, lock him up

Copy: come out with your hand up!!
or we are forced to blow you up

Flu

Flu?

It can’t be!! I thought I would be immune from all viruses. How could this be? This morning it was just a funny feeling in the back of my throat, and now I feel the aches in my legs. I can’t stand the pain that shoots up and down my legs like a little midget that kept fouling you on the basketball court. And I wish I could grab him by the neck and choke him and choke him!!! and kick !! I kick!!! Kick!!! And stump!!!!

(*dizzy*) hmmm oh yeah… flu… I think I have it and I can’t believe it’s only 3:15pm in the afternoon.

Sheety day deserves a sheety fortune cookie….

Survivor Copy

I steal splenda and equal from the cafeteria, and sometimes forks too. It’s not a hobby of mine that I’m proud of, but it’s one of the thrilling things I do when I’m taking a break from work. I would stack them nicely next to the free potato chips they gave out with their crappy sandwich that I've collected in the past year. *sigh* I hate sandwiches…

I left my wallet at home today. I was hoping I could survive off of the splenda and potato chips for the rest of the day, but… *sigh*.. Ten ah Ten ah…. (it’s “Ting ah Ting ah” if you’re Cantonese)

Why did I put them in the same drawer with the permanent markers?
Now I have Sharpie flavored Potato Chips. How did fume seep through the bags?
Why the hell do I have permanent markers?

I don’t feel so well…

10 mins later.....

CHUNKY Here!!! with the $$$

pho for lunch... Cheapo!! ahahhah J/K