I'm juvenile?? You juvenile!!

When were we supposed to grow-up and find stupid pranks irritating instead of funny?

In the office, they rarely pull any pranks. Just if someone tells a joke, it’s normally pretty bland and it’s hard for me to even force a smile. But overall, the office environment been pretty laid back.

So…
When I was about to toast my bagel this morning, I decided to pull a silly prank to perk up my fellow co-workers.

Hahahah

(Copy thought it should be pretty funny...)

Bob: Now… Why would someone do this?? This is just silly….
Todd: Yeah… someone must have too much time on their hands…
Bob: It’s just so juvenile…
Bob: Well… anyways… my grand-daughter just got on the Honor Roll and I’m so proud….

Grrrr…
You didn’t find it funny yah?? Bob??…
You think I’m juvenile ?... Do YA!!??
Grrr….

I'm juvenile?? You juvenile!!

Want “To Die”?

Don’t you just love buffets? What is there not to love? You have unlimited bbq beef, bundles of crab legs all so fresh fresh, oodon noodle soup that tasted all so beautiful and enough sushi to make you sick. Who could ask for anything more? Although I swore not to step in to another buffet restaurant after my last weigh-in, all hell broke loose last week. “Why?” you asked?... Did you not read the first part of this blog? unlimited bbq beef…. bundle of crab legs all so fresh fresh… oodon noodle soup that tasted all so beautiful!!??

Buffet Dude: “Welcome to TO DIE restaurant”

Copy: “Table for 2… by the window please…”

Nothing makes the food taste better than watching pathetic drooling fools waiting in line while you’re stuffing your face with lobster tails.

I could faintly hear them through the glass window, “That looks so good! Man! How much longer is it going to be? Mommy?
“NEVER!!! WaHAAHHAHAHHA”

I wanted to taunt them with the lobster tails through the window like the evil buffet jerk that I am, but… well… I am an adult…..Somethings are just frown upon.

Fockin Cheers to Happy Times!!

How many people do you know that uses profanity in their everyday conversation? And how often is it used? Do they use it as an adjective to describe situations or use it as a verb to better express the anger at the moment?

Many years ago, I made a promise to refrain myself from using the “F” word, and the experience had been like having to hold diarrhea in a long car ride. It was too fockin hard, … so I stopped..

I remembered they use to tell me that only the uneducated uses profanity, but I’m sure even Albert Einstein had to curse looking the way he did. “Fock!! My hair!” I’m sure he didn’t always look like a crazy bastard. He probably found a girl, won the Nobel Prize in physic, and said…… “Fock it!”.
Either way, somewhere down the line that focker cursed.

In all honesty, I really can’t find a word better than “fock” to describe many fockin situations, whether the situation is truly fockin great or really fockin awful.

For many situations that can’t be described without profanity:

Mr.Toyota: Kimchi is fockin getting married?!!
That’s fockin impossible?...I mean that’s fockin great!!!

Copy: Yea… I can’t fockin believe it either.
That fat fock..I’m fockin happy for him.

Mr. Toyota: Who’s the best man?
Copy: Song, Sing, Sang

Mr. Toyota: Who?
Copy: Song is the best man… Sing, Sang??I don’t really know the other two …

Mr. Toyota: That’s focked up!
Copy: Yeap… focked up!

Mr. Toyota: When is the fockin wedding?
Copy: Fockin next weekend!

Mr Toyota: WHAT THE FOCK!? Thanks for letting us know in advance!
That fockin prick!

Fockin Cheers to Happy Times!!

Chopstickbots

Chopsticks? With 5,000 years of awesome history, we came up with “Chopsticks”? China has time to invent the first Solar cell phones, but none of the 1.5 billion people thought about improving on eating utensils? Why are we still eating with sticks?

How are you suppose to eat a steak with chopsticks?

Japanese are known to take inventions and making it better.
What did they do with the Chopstick?
They just made it skinner like a toothpick and jacked up the price.
I thought they would at least come up with something like a “Transformer Chopsticks”

Chopstickbots Transform! Kee kee guu guu kee