Bus Ride Crush

(1983 Taiwan) A bus ride to school wasn’t a simple task for anyone. It’s even a challenge for a grown adult to remember all the bus changes.
“What bus changes? Don’t you just hop on to yellow bus and you’re there?” you asked.

It’s not like the States, where every car in the 48 States has to stop for one stupid 1st grader to get on the stupid yellow school bus. As long as the stupid kid gets to school on time to finish his milk and cookies, it doesn’t matter if everyone else is late for work and soon to be fired … But I digress…..

Here’s the story….

Copy: Woo ...

Copy: grr...

Somedumbtard: What a morning ay?

Pretty Lady: hehe

Somedumbtard: Do you know how long is this bus ride to Taipei?

Pretty lady:..... blah blah...

Copy: where is it?? must find it now....

Somedumbtard: Do you take this ride every morning?
Pretty lady:yeah... hehehe....... blah blah...
Copy: (I'm going to soak your bag with my water gun! Prick! Hate you!

stop talking to my pretty lady!!)