Copy's Adventure in Taiwan - Heaven or Hell

Here is the grand entrance to my elementary school in Taiwan.
It looked nice. The exterior was deceivingly like heaven, it was really hell in the inside. I’m sure most of you loved your experience in 1st grade, but it was like a nightmare for me. I sometime still hear the sounds of bamboo stick slapping my precious little paws in my sleep. Yes, you guessed it! Teachers get to beat the kids like piñatas.

When you:

1.Fail to do Homework
2.Fail to listen to instructions
3.Talk too much in class
4.Score below 80% on exams
5.Talking back
6.eating potato chips in class
7.The list goes on and on and on……..

Basically, if your lips failed to be BF4E with your teacher’s butt cheeks, your little paws are going to be SOL.

You can imagine what happens when you’re called to the principal’s office.

I remembered the first day of class (3rd grade) in U.S. when the principal called me to his office to welcome me, and I cried hysterically until my parents came to get me.

I didn’t understand a word they were saying to me in English, and I thought I was going to get a beat down on the first day.
(The principal here was physically a much big cat than the one in Taiwan.)