Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Greeting acquaintances

Have you ever been caught in a situation where you don’t know whether to greet the person with a hug or handshake? Sure, it’s easy when the situation is a close friend or relative, but what if you only know the person as an acquaintance?

I’m not sure what the proper etiquette is, I’m like a deer caught in headlights in these situations.
“Do I hug? How tight should I hug before it gets creepy? Am I hugging too tight? Do I peck on the cheek afterwards?”

I’d always thought a handshake would be sufficient with acquaintances, but I can see how it’s rude to deny a hug fest.
I remembered a friend made an analogy ….”Sex is just like a handshake …only sharing your deepest secrets … now…that is true intimacy..”
If that’s true then handshakes are also out of the question?


(They took away Copy's Wings because he hugged victoria angels inappropriately... Copy is a bit depressed... mean while....)

Skittles(version2) : Hey Copy!! Long time no see! how about a hug? Handshake?

Copy: No... I lost my wings because of few hugs...

Skittles (version2): What? We are all demanding a handshake! That's the least you can to do to greet old friends in after life!

Scubatard: Yeah!
Tin: Yeah!
Chunky: Yeah!



Copy: Waaa HELP!!!

10 comments:

VVN said...

your analogy...and then all of us saying "yeah" to a handshake from you...kinda creeps me out...

VVN said...

i don't get it...
does tin have a bigger hand?

Anonymous said...

i like slut tin....
so handshake, in your dictionary, is = sex?

man... i shall handshake some more..
LOL LOL....

IthinkI'mFunnyGuy said...

no man...
no one is having sex!
It was just an analogy...

I almost cut and pasted
"no one is having sex" on a word document...

Tin is going to have a cow when he read what Chunky wrote... lol..

VVN said...

hey...i was just confused by what scubatard said...don't blame me...

fishydude said...

slut tin, slut tin,
sluttin', slutting.

that's just it. slutting lion.

he doesn't have a bigger hand. get real.
he just likes to shake peoples hands. a lot.

IthinkI'mFunnyGuy said...

Slutting Tin, Slutting Tin
Slutting all the way..

ok...Copy has heard enough.. scubatard has cross the line...

It's one thing to call him slutty, it's another when you make up christmas song to tell how slutty he is.

VVN said...

dude copy

you're the one going all American Idol on it

Tin Lion said...

Okay, you guys are all losing your minds. Can't a sick person be left alone for one day. Geez...but just to set things straight. Yes, I have a bigger hand. A much much bigger hand. So don't be hatin'.
And as to the slutty part(Chunky, skip down a couple of lines) Copy, you're just jealous that your pink lard ass could never get none. And S'tard, you not just enabled, but facilitated. Anyhow all that's no more. Body parts are shriveling up from lack of usage. These days the only person asking to shake hands is Copy. And I'd rather be a buddhist than do that. Now let a sick man rest.

IthinkI'mFunnyGuy said...

See what you started Scubatard?
Slutting STD Sick Lion is pissed off
And Chunky..stop using the “hand” analogy in that way.

Slutty STD Sick Lion does have big hands….just
small everything else..
Ahahhahhhah alright! TRUCE!